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#OTD 1999 90:26- Beckham, in towards Schmeichel, it's come for Dwight Yorke, cleared Giggs with the shot and SHERINGHAM! 92:17- Is this their moment? Beckham, into Sheringham. AND SOLSKJAER HAS WON IT! Manchester United have reached the promised land! 🇾🇪 #MUFC #UCL

Thank you Real Madrid for saving football by beating: -PSG -Chelsea -Man City -Liverpool. Truly heroic work.

The last time Real Madrid lost a European final was 1983. The manager? The GREATEST of all time.

Word of the day is 'struthonian' (1960s): one who ignores unwelcome facts and buries their head in the sand. From the Latin 'struthio', 'ostrich'.

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Just heard that De Jong is house-hunting in the area between Failsworth and Chadderton...... Frenkie goes to Hollinwood.

.Boris Johnson .UK Prime Minister Just touching base - we feel the time is right for a press conference. We have some experience with this sort of thing…

me doing my silly little emails today while the government collapses

Johnson 'delivered' Brexit? Brexit has only been delivered in the sense that a flat-pack of furniture is delivered. It hasn’t been assembled yet because it won’t fit through the front door, several of the most important pieces are missing and the instructions are in Russian.

Ok hear me out: ✈️ All 11 of them are put on a plane to Rwanda 💰Each are given a budget and personal responsibility 🤹‍♀️Every time they cross a boarder they have to prove they’re a high skilled worker 🚪 First one back to No. 10 wins

PLEASE, continue sharing and posting about the disappearance of Owami Davies, a 24-year-old student nurse from Essex. She’s been missing for over a month now and was last seen in Croydon. 5 arrests have been made BUT SHE IS STILL MISSING!!!

All the talk of photos to sum up what your football club means. Mine is straight forward, not diamond and fucking pearls. Not some beauty earmarked by agents and the club. My Manchester United. A Collyhurst kid from Saint Pat's who won the lot...

After Liz Truss’ resignation, the United Kingdom needs an interim leader. Someone who will bring the feel good vibes back and get immediate results. Step forward, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer.

The threat of a yellow card doesn’t stop players diving, fouling or abusing referees but it has stopped them showing solidarity with those who are threatened with death for being in love. What an absolute fucking farce.

Said it a million times before & I'll say it again, Ole is the best thing that has happened to this club post SAF. He reminded me what it was like to be innocently, hopelessly, childishly in love with a team. You just had to be there. Thank you Ole, for the best of times. ❤️