Home is where your loose hair is in abstract shapes on the shower wall.

What a nice day to ruin my mood with social media.

wish eminem would just drop his mom's spaghetti recipe already.

Corn is the poor man’s banana

What did bedbugs do before beds?

We did great❤️

Donald J. Trump Hello! Mass shooting! Hurricane! Kids in cages! Focus, man, focus! #UnfitForOffice #TrumpIsADisgrace #25now #IdiotInChief

Yes we do Barack Obama 😂 #ObamaOutdidTrump

Before calling me ask yourself .. is this textable

It's kind of concerning people weren't washing their hands properly before corona