oops it's her again

surround yourself with people who would never decline the opportunity to play football and eat an edible, human sized Pop-tart mascot.

I have quite literally never opened ChatGPT in my entire life. Idk if it’s even an app or website or both LMFAO. And it’ll stay like that forever. And I’m getting by just fine. You don’t need that lame shit.

AI is a cancer that’s actively destroying everything you love and the greediest people on the planet have embraced it with open arms because it makes a number go up. Everything is so bleak

“Chefs should LOVE microwave meals”

In that one post trump proved that everything Rob Reiner ever said about him is true.

There is no surer sign of an insecure man than a desperate need to take down others. This is the work of a deeply unhealed person, ravaged by envy & self-doubt. And those who view this kind of immature contempt as a sign of strength are equally as unsatisfied with themselves.

Dearest mother, We still have no power. We have not showered in what feels like a fortnight. But as remote workers, we must go out now in search of food and internet, fighting off rivals for open outlets. I shall endeavor to write you, unless my device perishes.

2 things can be true... Xcel should upgrade and/or bury their infrastructure in high risk areas. Until then fire risk in extreme wind events caused by live wires are not fake things that Polis or the deep state did to you because of solar panels and George Soros.

After 2 30 hour shutoffs I don’t know what the solution is but that (as executed) wasn’t it. Expecting an ongoing tug of war with us foothill people stuck in the middle. And the whole thing politicized ad nauseam.

“Ruling on the field is a touchdown” *crowd goes nuts “But the game is over go fuck yourself”

The Lions just discovered another impossibly confusing and gut-wrenching way to lose, with their season on the line.

The most Lions way to end a season

This is wrong.

Monkey Claus wants to wish everyone a great Christmas Eve and Christmas :)

words cannot express how much i miss the pre-AI internet

I hope you’re comfy. I hope you have cozy socks and a good drink or snack and a fine view. I hope your eve is serene and sweet. Rest up. You’ve been good. You’ve done well this year. Have fun tomorrow.

Stupid sexy pop tart.