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It’s my motherfucking birthdaaaayyyyy ✨

For everyone who said we’re “know it alls” ♥️🙂‍↕️

*smelling dog shit the second I walk into the house*

When do we as a collective decide that fireworks are the opposite of patriotic?

Whoever dress coded me, YOUR MOMS A HOE. I’m wearing JOGGERS. I WORK AT WALMART. Not a law firm. BFFR.

Pearl, you have crows feet in your 20’s, can’t do your eyebrows, and look like this: sit this one out home girl

“You can’t even define a woman.” I don’t even want to be PERCEIVED. Leave me alone.

FUCK CANCER

Am I wrong or is it not the case that if you do about 30 seconds of research you learn this is a biological woman who has been a woman her whole life?

“You’re so aggressive on political posts” I wouldn’t be if you didn’t post dumbass shit but here we are

Be more mad about the child rapist at the Olympics and stfu

If your dog is fucking reactive, take steps other than putting your dog on a leash and then screaming at mine when you come into our yard at 11pm.

If you leave your giant ass dog in a car without any ac on, while it’s barking and panting, I will call the police :) I like all animals more than people and leaving them in a hot ass car is inexcusable and we should do the same to you :) choke

I’m getting my grandpas 2003 truck to drive back and forth to work and I’m going to make it girly and I cannot wait

The younger generations stupidly in politics physically angers me

I need to delete social media before I end up curb stomping a boomer for their whack ass views

#HarrisWalz MoveOn So excited to get my sticker!!!!

My job cutting hours and then complaining why the store looks a mess… like.. are we not seeing the connection here…?

Says it all

I love how my job promotes teenagers with no experience but won't promote adults with 10+ years of experience. Make it make fucking sense????