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G Spot

@callmegplease

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“everyone’s autistic now” okay my single 63 year old neighbor with $1.2 million of model trains in his basement who wrote a 90 page letter to the city about the brightness of streetlights when i was growing up was just a regular guy then

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The truth lies far tf away from CASEY FUCKING ANTHONY

Are we fucking serious????????

She murdered her child and/or covered it up, all whilst crushing her father.

Garbage. Trash. Barf.

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Daylight Saving Time is increasingly hard to notice when my digital are devices are like, 'What? Nothing happened. We know what time it is.'

And my stove is left blinking and screaming, 'IT HAPPENED! TIME SHIFTED UNNATURALLY! THEY'RE ALL LYING! ONLY I KNOW! ONLY I REMEMBER!'

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*showing my mom my Christmas list*

Mom: I don’t understand why you want Tupperware. For Christmas.

Me: ITS GLASS TUPPERWARE MOM

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