when i do not respond to someone's message it is because i am a gentle and flighty creature who wants to craft the perfect response in due time. when someone does not respond to my message it is because they want me dead in a ditch

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mixed kids and their white dads

first person to perform surgery: [cuts guy open] ok…. what the fuckkkkk am i doing

"What about straight pride?"

feeling hamburger helpless

If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything please let me know 🙏

that man Ronald mcdonald just kick it with anyone what the fuck is grimace

If beauty is pain you look comfortable

i come alive in the back of a taxi. looking out the window is my job

Its so confusing sometimes to be a girl (gay man aged 18-35)

they banned me from the gun range because i kept practicing letting a single tear roll down my cheek as i pointed my handgun at the target

rosalía singing german opera on berghain was the last thing i was expecting

My aunt and uncle got divorced today. They are no longer married after 57 years. They're Still in love but divorce was necessary because of uncle's medical bills. Now, when uncle passes, aunt won't be saddled with $277,000 in debt. She's free & the house is in her name. I'm So