“why is it 90 degrees in october?” bc you can’t make your grocery list without using chatgpt.

Dog gets depressed because its house pool is closed for the winter. But then it gets a surprise. Look at the happiness.

Great reply here from an actual Medicaid and SNAP caseworker. 🥇

Getting a little tattoo tomorrow but still can't decide where to put it...

I REPEAT: MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING THE LINE TO PISS ON HIS GRAVE WILL START IN CANADA. IT’LL BE TREMENDOUS, PROBABLY THE GREATEST LINE IN HISTORY. AND WE’LL BE EATING A LOT OF ASPARAGUS, THE FINEST ASPARAGUS, SO BIG, SO STRONG. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. CHT 🇨🇦

Still thinking about the conversation I had with my tattoo artist the other day. We talked about the fuckability of Jesus Christ. In order for the masses to accept him, he had to be a hot white guy. Not an average brown guy. Made total sense to me!

Tonight I put on a dress and interviewed an author for her book launch in front of more than 120 people and it was so much fun! Libraries make good shit happen and we should do everything we can to make sure they survive!

AFTER PRINCE ADREW GAVE UP HIS ROYAL TITLES DUE TO EPSTEIN, I CALL ON DONALD TO FOLLOW SUIT AND GIVE UP HIS ROYAL TITLES: KING ANGRY THE TURD, JULIUS GEEZER, THE EMIR OF QATAR'S FREE PLANE, THE PRINCE OF DIMWITIA, AND RAPUNZEL'S BALD SISTER. THANK YOU! --PRINCE GOVERNOR THE BEST.

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Ron Filipkowski From Las Vegas #NoKingsInAmerica

Know that whenever you read a book of mine, I spent considerable time deciding whether cock, dick, or erection was the best word to use in every instance, for example, and no machine will love you in that way like I do.

As mentioned previously: the editor who took payment and then never delivered my edited MS back or the requested refund is Mark Meyer with ProfessionalBookProofreading(dot)com. See 🧵 👇 1/15

The feedback so far on the crime novel I'm shopping is 'too dark' and 'brutal' but if a tagline told me a crime novel was dark and brutal, I'd instant buy that shit!

For aging, mediocre white guys who despair of ever being published in a woke world, I give you my local kmart display to give you hope...

The lady at the charity shop today told me that she wishes people would clear out their children's old toys in the lead up to Christmas rather than after because she always sees a number of parents in the days before Christmas looking for toys for their little ones who might be

If this happens, come find me on FB or Insta.

These misogynistic flogs, who think it is their “God-given right” as a part of a patriarchal cycle that has engulfed, consumed and vilified women for a millennia.. The Joyces, the Hasties, the Pikes, the Pasins of this world who can take a simple amendment to a bill - and turn

My husband never hit me, but he smashed a glass then pounded on the bathroom door while I hid inside. My husband never hit me, but he threatened to tell police I’d kidnapped our baby when I went for a drive to escape his rage. My husband never hit me, but he blocked me in a

Don't forget to hate refugees as you set up a nativity scene celebrating a middle eastern couple desperately looking for shelter….