So my BOYFRIEND comes home last night absolutely smashed, gets undressed and then just stands there in my room. So I'm like are you coming to bed? And he goes "no thank you, I'm sure you're lovely but I have a girlfriend" and goes to sleep on the floor 😭😭😭

Goal & assist ⚽️💙💛

outrun outplayed and outstandingly bad..........not a great start to the season. Well done Burnham Village FC well deserved winners. I think we played the league winners today EBFL @BerksBucksFA Tony Incenzo TV/Radio football reporter 🇮🇹 🇮🇪

Were back and finally kickstarted our season with a 10-2 win against Loveman United in the county cup. Goals from Charles Samuel x4 Billy Hart x2 Jor-El x2 adz and Tom White Frank.

Another great performance with a 6-1 win against Pobbers FC . Goals from Jor-El x2, JAYD , Billy Hart , George Windsor and Matt Andrews . FA sunday cup next week!

⚽️ We showed good character today as we come from 2-1 down to beat St Peters Iver FC 4-2 in a good contested game. Good football from both sides but we deserved to come out on top overall ⚽️ #UpTheVillage 💙💛💙💛💙💛💙💛

⚽️ Tough game today for the village but we go through to the next round of the @BerksBucksFA junior cup with a 1-0 win over @SHLauries2016 A side. Nitty and gritty game but got the goal in the end ⚽️ #UpTheVillage 💙💛💙💛💙💛💙💛

⚽️ Massive result for the village today as we beat Hounslow Wanderers FC 4-0. Going to be a tight season with rivals @SouthBucksUtdFC but with Matty banging hatricks I’m sure we will be alright ⚽️ #UpTheVillage 💙💛💙💛💙💛💙💛💙

Great solid performance today beating Maidenhead Nomads FC 7-0. Goals from JAYD x3, Jor-El x2, Billy Hart and Matt Andrews. We also welcome back JC. after nearly 2 seasons out 🙌🙌🙌

I think I speak for Britain when I say if Lily Allen doesn’t like it here, why doesn’t she f*ck off?

We will soon be taking that top spot back in the new year 😎

⚽️ We showed what we are about today as we beat prem side FC beaconsfield 2-1 to reach our 2nd semi final of the year. We are doing big things this season ⚽️ # UPTHEFUCKINGVILLAGE 💙💛💙💛💙💛💙💛💙💛💙

Ruthless performance by the boys today in a 4-1 win in the 1/4 finals against a competitive ShireUnited . Goals from Matt Andrews Hat trick and Jor-El. Back to league action next week.

Sunday morning service resumed with a comfortable 5-0 win against FC Langley Lions. Could of been much more and now into the semis. Goals from George Windsor JAYD x2 Sean Boothe Billy Hart.

"We ain’t here to make up the numbers"

So after the FA’s decision today on the season coming to an immediate effect..Weve ended our season in a two horse race with ShireUnited which everyone knew before the season started 🤷🏼‍♂️,We also got to our 4th B&B final and another semi final....1/2

We will be back next season as per usual normal service resumes... We wish as a club everyone good health and stays safe 💙

Goooooaaaal Bill hart strikes from 30 yards out.... wonder strike Wraysbury 1 - 1 Finchampstead FC Not long to go

I gave away the free kick after my goal 😭

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