I sense there’s also an interesting story to be told about the hidden “straight” side of professional hockey

Absolutely FASCINATING facial movements in the first 18 seconds. I would recommend watching with the sound off. Looks like a bored ape nft

Claude: Hey, mind if I grep -ohP "useEffect\(.*?\[\K[^\]]+" **/*.tsx 2>&1|tr ',' '\n'|awk 'NF{$1=$1;a[$0]++}END{for(k in a)print a[k],k}'|sort -rn|head -20 Me: ... yeah go for it dude

as the polar vortex approaches remember to check for iced out transmission

so terrible was my father's rage that with every arc of his gleaming belt, ten of my brothers fell clutching their bottoms

willy 🌜💧 Someone who got on the train right before you saw him solve a regular rubiks cube, them a 5x5, then a dodecahedron, then orgasmed. It's all about perspective

"In this essay I will" - spoilers - over-confident - rigid, boring "In this essay I *might*" - creates suspense - nonchalant - adventurous, fun

Telepathically flickering our living room lamp in morse code to tell my wife that I'm trapped upside down in the laundry hamper

Bars should have “Drinking” and “Non-Drinking” sections. Then those of us interested in authentic connection would have the space to find it.

reading the phrase “jestermaxxing is the new meta” and when I regain consciousness I am disassembling a carcano rifle

I must not kill myself. Killing myself is the myself killer

someone offered me a pastry at midnight and said ‘it was fresh earlier’. that’s beautiful. I’ll think of earlier.

the homie that’s lowkey chill about the constant and severe physical pain they are in

Map showing which US states have giant letters in the middle

the president wont see your posts making fun of how he's looking these days but your friends whose skin seems to be sloughing off in wet discolored chunks as the psychic weight of their craven wretchedness becomes manifest will

It's a good gym sir

I hope this wicked email finds you inna dub style Come selecta, Matt

the specific trauma one must go through to achieve this political ideology is akin to a call of duty easter egg

"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music”~Nietzsche