Happy Valentine's Day!😌❤️ #adoribull #DragonAge

Apparently it was Soap with kilt

we dont talk enough about Muse’s Simulation Theory album. i love that shit

just came in my pants

bird Shake change out of they lil pockets to pay for the Chardonnay

I'm getting to the age where I don't like when y'all make fun of people who are just being themselves & minding their own business. That's real ugly to me.

seeing weapons w hello kitty sour gummies and a 20 oz beer. a little treat

wait but who was phone

weapons was crazy

me, to a child: im so tired this morning child: yeah i can tell me: how? child: your hairs a mess

my whole body hurts so damn bad yall

I THOUGHT HE STARTED CHEWING HIS FOOD A YEAR AGO????

need a t shirt that says proud manager of some dumbass kids. its hard being a single mom when instead of children i have 7 kids my age and below. how did i end up designated adult and eldest sibling.

there are different aspects of pregnancy and motherhood that different women hold dear. they all love their children, some may value the pregnancy experience more than others and thats ok. this is a question for the women in your life, many probably have answers

im their google ai. even down to popping up with small random dumps of info unprompted

super seasoned chickpeas and chicken seemed like such a good idea for lunch when i cooked last night but today im reminded i have ibs and a crippling caffeine addiction and maybe a bunch of spicy fiber wasnt a great idea when i work at a pool