YOUR 2025 NATIONAL CHAMPIONS.

Can’t fuckin wait

happy mission impossible the final reckoning release month to all who celebrate

At work they should let you lay down for a little bit

#AriZonaIsTheOnlyTea - cmon papa needs some more Arnold Palmer 🍹

What a great 11th birthday present this was to me

Kinda like an evergreen tweet at this point 🫠

I can’t believe we became the adults in the most unaffordable period in history.

I do think I will give Ben Johnson more than a game to heal a city’s 40-year football trauma.

Blade Runner 2049 Edge of Tomorrow Nope Jurassic Park Annihilation Mission Impossible Inception No Time To Die Ratatouille Ocean’s Eleven Braveheart Easy A Raiders of the Lost Ark The Town Hot Fuzz Up Nacho Libre Dunkirk Toy Story

Rockford, IL in the fall 😍

We have diluted the meaning of enemies-to-lovers as a trope!!!! Enemies-to-lovers is not mild annoyance and sassy retorts. Someone needs to get stabby!

this is what needs to happen to all ai data centres btw

I hope he lives forever but I hope before Hans Zimmer dies he writes music for his own funeral

Some of us have been doing this for damn near 30 years - rookie numbers there, Parker

Your thirties is actually for fully embracing all of your nerdy interests and never feeling embarrassed about it. Never apologise or try to change who you are to suit the most boring people on the planet who will try to judge you. You will never grow out of wanting to have fun.

I’m tired of living in unprecedented times.

people i graduated with are getting married and having babies and im here using fiction to escape reality and crying over people who don’t even exist 😭