If you get goosebumps it means a goose is nearby. 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙞𝙩’𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪

Me having a job was so long ago it could be a movie starring Keira Knightley

We could have stormed Area 51 after all

do the people in porn love each other

I can’t stop thinking about this poem my sister sent

you girls who wake up early to do your makeup before work are made of the strongest titanium

i know gender roles are bad, but i'm never cutting grass or taking out trash in a house where a man lives.

y’all b terrible friends fr 😂 soon as y’all friends get distant y’all automatically think it’s bout u like bro i’m losing my mind?????

My son asked me if The Addams Family are monsters, and I started sobbing because I don’t know.

Wow. Another day as an adult without using the Pythagorean Theorem.

Getting ready to donate some clothes but first I need to drive around with them in my trunk for a year

Jack Manifold Ranboo I GOT A FAT ASS

I'll never let them know how much they all broke my heart.