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i think laszlo would respect my they/them pronouns but he would call me They like it's my name

"if I met the vampires from WWDITS i would-" you would die. They would kill you immediately without second thought. Guillermo would bury you in a shallow mass grave in the front yard

My bidet broke :/ Anyone in the area got a mouth full of water I can borrow?

Bro got gay guys fighting gay allegations

Bart Simpson: don't have a cow, man Christian parents in the 90s: these are the words and actions of Satan himself

Riz Gukgak is fascinating. He can fit inside a backpack -- he's shot several people point blank. He has to promise his mom to sleep at night -- he'll dig and dig until his fingers bleed. Perfect balance of goofs and angst, he's the perfect Fantasy High and Dimension 20 character

When I get dentures, I'm gonna get the canines made slightly larger just to keep the other old people off their rhythm.

excuse me chris pratt would not drive on rainbow road

My son wrote an essay about how much he hates mayonnaise, and it begins, "As a scribe I see fit to write down all my troubles" and ends "I fell to the ground and moaned for the next few hours, lying in the moonlight wishing to die."

shitposting at jordan peterson every day until he blocks me, day 28

me watching the group of unown outside my window spell out my full legal name

#dnd #ttrpg

#dnd #ttrpg

"You're not gonna blow up the whole planet are you?" "Yes, to smithereens, why do you ask?"