U.S. OFFICIAL STATED THAT THE MILITARY'S CURRENT STANCE IS STRICTLY DEFENSIVE, WITH NO INTENTION OF INITIATING OFFENSIVE OPERATIONS AGAINST IRAN

BREAKING: SOURCES CLOSE TO TRUMP BELIEVE THIS IS THE FINAL 'JEWISH FAKEOUT'.

"you sold all your holdings because someone on twitter posted a map of planes flying east?"

They’re Iranian (NITC) tankers, otherwise oil futures would be +$25 instead of +$1

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Senate officially passes 'Genius Act' crypto stablecoin bill.

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Crypto Czar David Sacks says the 'Genius Act' stablecoin bill "enhances consumer protection and extends US dollar dominance."

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump says "digital assets are the future, and our nation is going to own it"

Thank you President Donald J. Trump for delivering on your promise to make the USA the crypto capital of the planet!

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hear me out: Juicy July

🚨 It looks like the CoinMarketCap site is prompting users to "Verify Your Wallet" upon visiting the site. Exercise extreme caution. These types of wallet "verifications" are essentially always scams / drainers.

JUST IN: The Texas Strategic Bitcoin Reserve was officially signed into law today. Texas has the 8th largest economy in the world.

There are the headlines and then there is this.

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Federal Reserve officially ends "reputational risk" oversight, easing cryptocurrency banking restrictions.

BREAKING: TEXAS TO BUY $10 MILLION WORTH OF #BITCOIN FOR STRATEGIC RESERVE – COINDESK IT COULD BE THE 1st STATE TO BUY BTC. ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE 🔥🔥🔥

Market close.

*TRUMP: ISRAEL AND IRAN AGREE TO COMPLETE CEASEFIRE IN 6 HOURS

time to buy back all those coins you sold over the weekend.

Crypto bros who held through the dip:

people who think crypto is a scam haven't gotten into skincare yet