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doug funnie

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calendar_today12-07-2022 00:20:07

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cooloff chopsolidation not over until the last remaining person to celebrate ethbtc pumping 1% stays off the timeline when it happens tbh

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difference:
then: alts had multiple giga runs, and btc.d was rock bottom
now: other than like 5 out of 1000 coins, everything down against btc, bitcoin dominace grinding up relentlessly, still 1-1.5+ yr early according to typical cycle timing, social + onchain indicators ice cold

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also plenty of bearishness on my TL, but that being said, feel like this will be this cycle's first ~30% correction to the mid 50's + mini time base capitsch to silence the last few remaining 'left translated' cycloors

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there are two groups on my TL this week:
1) those that are clowning eigenlayer airdrop
2) those that are tripping over themselves to defend it

wonder what the overlap for group 2 and insider dumpoor cabal is. you'd do well to remember names and what they bullpost in the future

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International ETF market for btc (and eth !!) just barely seeing the tip of the tip of the iceberg. Imagine thinking we’re not gonna rip higher this year

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kinda feel like we're at a turning point, for both BTC and alts this week. feel like a reversal and pump is loading up.
source: my plums (swollen/juicy)

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yup. the inverse of this is true too.
example: I hold zero pepe and plan to buy none, but i'm rooting for it to run to tens of billions and enter the top 10.
tier 1 memes will ladder each other up this run - pepe pumps, wif looks like value. wif pumps, pepe looks like value

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yall remember when the entire timeline was shilling filecoin for like a week back in late feb/early march?

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iirc i remember him do the shill-while-dumping 2 step dance live during 2021. last time I saw him on my TL he was shilling polygon at local highs. at least other dumping bandits put 'dumping bandit' in their bios lol

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people talk a lot about sol:btc and sol:eth, which is important
but the past year of sol:usd is probably the most pristine, clean, relentlessly bullish grind-up i've seen in crypto in years tbh.
wif and other sol eco alts waiting to go nuts on the next extension from this line

people talk a lot about sol:btc and sol:eth, which is important but the past year of sol:usd is probably the most pristine, clean, relentlessly bullish grind-up i've seen in crypto in years tbh. wif and other sol eco alts waiting to go nuts on the next extension from this line
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if ethbtc finally reverses, I want to be positioned in unrelated early outperformers (example: escape velocity memes like wif, pepe, etc).
can't imagine after years of verifiable agony, being the fresh meat that gets tricked into the eth beta underperformance death spiral

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on point.
some think we've been in a mania
yea, btc is up from lows
yea, ~10 alts have done well
but 99% of alts are asleep, btc dominance still relentlessly grinding up
the 'everything pumps 70% weekly for months' might be limited to fewer alts b/c dispersion, but it's coming

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tellin y'all.. ETFs providing social cover is just the tip of the tip of the tip of the iceberg. big companies move slowly. some will CEX, some will ETF, but it'll be a year before we start to see most reporting of the corp balance sheet BTC that gets bought thru summer

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Inflation reported as slightly hot
Which usually implies rate cuts get delayed
Yet BTC is pumping, not dumping
Like 2023, sooner or later macro fud has a 'boy who cried wolf' effect
When bearish stuff stops impacting price to downside, it's time to buckle up. We're close to that.

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yup. + anyone scrambling to write a midcurve take on the economics/revenue plausibility of stables on stripe needs to zoom the F out and look at this as setting a precedent and shifting the overton window for crypto

today: pay for your coffee with USDC.
tomorrow: wif pepe doge

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