White people refer to their Grandparents like "My Nana and Gpaw are coming over tonight. Have you met my Nini-banini and grandpiano? Omg u would love them, my Nae Nae makes the best cookies and my G-string tells the best jokes. What do u call your ipod Nano and Granite counter?

I will donate this one to the local nursing home they will enjoy cheers

lock your jaw, only drink iced coffee for 48 hours, take quick shallow breathes, you’ll get through this ❤️

As Taliban enter Kabul, the U.S. Government needs to save our Afghan women allies, who are high on Taliban kill lists. •Direct evacuation flights •$1.125 billion appropriated •Special parole program •High-level Interagency Refugee Coordinator washingtonpost.com/opinions/2021/…

How to help Afghanistan: Things you can do right now for a country in crisis fastcompany.com/90666326/how-t…

We’re paying like $40,000+ each day to cover the sick pay of LAPD cops who have COVID. Many of whom refuse to vaccinate nor wear masks.

View from Sierra at Tahoe at 6pm this evening #CaldorFire

Two guys come in to an ER. One has COVID. He’s sicker than he thought this would make him. Crashes pretty quickly. Docs and nurses do everything to help him. He needs ICU. Wasn’t vaccinated. Not a hard core anti vaxer. Just didn’t think he’d really need it, COVID not so bad.

hope my kids funny bc im not fake laughing in my own house

big bird showing up to aaron rodgers house

King County Public Health urges you to NOT go into hospital emergency departments or urgent cares JUST FOR COVID-19 tests. Health care centers are focused on caring for ill patients. Read the full thread for guidance if you have symptoms or were exposed. Public Health - Seattle & King County Jeffrey Duchin, MD

You want me to be calm? The thing that comes before the storm??

I spent an hour on the phone with a vaccine resistent person. I spent the first 20 minutes trying to get her to believe that I am not judging her for her choices, just hear to listen and provide factual information.

gm you will be happy to know we are making some very soft new friends here in Seattle at the ReFi Summit #ReFi #web3 #ReFipets

Do people realize Robb Elementary doubled its spend on school security since 2017? They had a fence. They had surveillance. They had officers on duty. They had shooter drill trainings. ALL OF IT FAILED. The problem is easy access to guns. It's always been guns. ADDRESS THE GUNS

I’m an ER doc…trust me when I say that someone WILL stick their penis in this

I have more respect for Lake Superior than I do for the United States Supreme Court