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The “stick to sports” crowd has really loved bringing politics into sports over the past few days

Trump didn’t “lift” anyone off food stamps—he kicked them off. He’s forcing millions to go hungry. By the way, you can work full time and STILL qualify for SNAP. My family needed SNAP growing up—it’s not charity, it’s an investment. Fund SNAP. Reverse the cuts.

The "keep politics out of sports" crowd sure had wildly different responses here. Pretty obvious why.

Working in office is so dumb because what am I supposed to do when I want to hug my dog?

ICE has murdered another innocent person.

We should probably stop putting people who are preparing for the rapture in charge of anything

Bar soap is better than body wash. I won’t be explaining further.

IRAN PLEASE

Republicans love saying, "Respect the Troops." 🇺🇸 Until a retired Marine stands up and says, "No one wants to die for Isreal." Then suddenly, they kick him, pull him, and yank him, and break his arm.

The potholes in Pennsylvania are absolutely disrespectful

You're telling me the security of my homeland is in the hands of someone named "Markwayne" ???

Love a homeland security leader with short man syndrome

My brother was mad because I didn’t invite him to my courthouse wedding because he wanted to object. My husband is currently to tending to our dog who’s scared of the rain.

Can a hacker please just drop all the Epstein files at once. We can’t afford another war every time a new batch comes out.

As a taxpayer, I would like to know when Kristi Noem will be returning the $220 million she stole from us.

It’s international women’s day and my husband hasn’t gotten me flowers, a puppy, or even made me cum. Divorce?

They control the presidency, the senate, the house, and all of the government agencies. Yet they STILL somehow blame Democrats lmaooo. Total losers

Bragging about oil profits while families are choosing between a full tank and a full fridge is the most "let them eat cake" moment in modern history.