um akshually ☝️

I’m so fake antisocial. I make friends so easily. The people love me.

real

Yes I was strict asf from the beginning

this is my president

Dare I say…. Poetic???

“girl” has no gender, i literally call my dad girl. don’t pmo

I loved this tree when I saw it in the Christmas tree lot but then I got it home and realized that it’s actually completely insane

Being a mom looks like so much work, I think I’m gonna be the first female father.

"How much protein is this?" "Does it have enough protein?" Shut up. How much love is in your heart? Do you have enough love? Enough tenderness?

i'm like if a girl was an uncle

sometimes i really be feeling like no money no family 16 in the middle of miami fr

how it feels to wake up in time for chick fil a breakfast

the way he snatched that wig just in time for nicki’s verse 😭😭😭 HE ATEE

i fw all types of music, they callin me polyjammerous

been seeing so many people carrying flowers in their arms today and i’m just so happy for them because love is the most beautiful thing in the world and they’re so lucky to have found it

me watching the stock market collapse but also kind of thinking about what’s for lunch

I hate being around people who mistake my childlike wonder as naivety or weakness. I am simply a war general who loves to giggle.