Been trying to contact Halifax for two days because the ATM machine never gave me my money but has been took out of my account! #anychance

Allow birth partners their right to visit postnatal wards and be present during inductions chng.it/7XY4ZnLh via Change.org UK

Dont think ill ever forgive rory burns for that. Probly a decent bloke aswell #AUSvENG

🏆 ⚽ ⬆️ Champions! I just guided Sporting Yardley to 1st place in Non-League C football-chairman.com Football Chairman Pro 2 : New for 2024-25!

🏆 ⚽ ⬆️ Champions! I just guided Sporting Yardley to 1st place in Non-League B football-chairman.com Football Chairman Pro 2 : New for 2024-25!

🏆 ⚽ ⬆️ Champions! I just guided Sporting Yardley to 1st place in Non-League A football-chairman.com Football Chairman Pro 2 : New for 2024-25!

🏆 ⚽ ⬆️ Champions! I just guided AG Athletic to 1st place in Non-League C football-chairman.com Football Chairman Pro 2 : New for 2024-25!

Attention spiders. It is not ok to creep over a sleeping human. Violation. I will make you Perish. 8 legged little fuck boy.

Idiot x.com/joshowens720/s…

Dear Mr Blobby, I miss you, how are you doing?, you big useless rubber cunt

😂😂😂 x.com/TSBible/status…

That lovely moment when a Spaniard emerges from the hedgerow and hands you a signed photo of Andrew Castle

If Enid Blyton wrote 50 Shades of Grey.

UberFacts all British look and sound like gay

"VICE: Watch the trailer for the new season of 'F*CK, THAT'S DELICIOUS' with *JOHANN SEBASTIAN BACHLAVA THE DOCTOR* on @VICELAND bit.ly/1KVgcb3" capital steez

Have you ever assembled an egg nog with such passion and energy that your face has turned inside out to reveal a map of Cardiff #rickychat