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Proposing to my gf, seeing our child being born, divorcing her bitterly, attending her funeral with our adult kid. In all of these scenarios I am playing magic the gathering at the same time

one time i went to get a full body massage and the woman doing it asked me if i wanted my feet massaged too, and i said no, because my feet are incredibly sensitive, but she said, “oh i just cant help myself” and did it anyway

"Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on earth?"

🎥 Incredibles 2 (2018) / dir. Brad Bird

Thanks for selling me a fake ticket to SummerSlam, StubHub. 🤬 #SummerSlam

she's huge im scared

“Enjoy the movie” “Thanks you too”

Go watch Boonboomger. The villains are named after car related movies and the heroes are named after car parts. It's written by the same guy who wrote a lot of Pokémon anime. It's great.

After the first episode it really just goes back to regular King of the Hill, but with a slightly new dynamic

Literally me

Cena isn’t allowing HHH to make him the scapegoat for this

They should make a Magic: The Gathering you can play while your internet is down

Why did Ice Cube's coworker Doordash an explosion.

this shot is genuinely so impressive

Prayer #MTG

i genuinely love that she has never once struck a pose

I got Moused

Stranger #MTG

King of the Hill is one of the few animes where a time skip actually worked