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i am so sick and tired of using the teams salute emoji, it does not accurately reflect how locked in i actually am. he is NOT locked in. stupid fucking idiot.

People have noticed similarities in the way Elon Musk and Sims characters move and act.

Clicking “open in app” and then being taken to the App Store instead of the app opening will be my 13th reason

THIS is elite content

my therapist said "if you're resting but you're guilting or shaming yourself for not being productive the whole time, that's not actually rest." she told me this is why i'm so chronically tired. hoping this helps someone like it helped me

Years ago, I went to a birthday party in a small town. I went to a general store and asked if they had balloons. The fellow said yes. I asked if they had any in fun shapes and he said, "depends on how amusing you find circular". For some reason that's lived in my brain for years.

Thinking about the guy that put cheese in a chocolate fountain

I'm very pleased with Norman

Promise kept ☑️

you’re 25! you’re not running out of time! it has only just begun! except for me. i am 25 in a far more “it’s all over” way

After multiple failed attempts, the conch was blown at 10:37. The 2025 Barkley Marathons begins in one hour. #BM100.

The 2025 Barkley Marathons is over. There are no finishers. #BM100

White people be like well we're getting our steps in

Make porches beautiful and welcoming again.