Python support for Databricks Asset Bundles is in Public Preview! 🐍 Now, the full lifecycle of pipeline development, including orchestration and scheduling, can now be defined and deployed entirely in Python. We’re also introducing new capabilities for programmatic job creation

you can't be that lazy!

𝗪𝗶𝗿 𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗱 𝗷𝗲𝘁𝘇𝘁 𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗶𝘇𝗶𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝗣𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗻𝗲𝗿 𝘃𝗼𝗻 Stape – 𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝗱𝗮𝘀 𝗶𝘀𝘁 𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗵𝘁𝗶𝗴 𝗴𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗼. Kleines Team, große Wirkung: Das VALANOR-Team hat geliefert. Und ab sofort stehen wir als offizielle Partner von Stape in der Liste derer, die nicht nur

Warum greift das Kriegsgericht in Den Haag nur dann durch, wenn die Täter nicht gerade in unserer „Freundesliste“ stehen? Wie absurd ist es geworden, wenn dieselbe Institution, die einst mutmaßliche Kriegsverbrecher vor den Kadi zerrte, heute mal hier Sanktionen verteilt und mal

If you're out of shape, allergic to everything — including facts — and still feel entitled to lecture us on war in broken English… maybe sit this one out. It’s always the same crowd. Loud online, physically unfit, politically vague — but somehow fluent in moral superiority.

Jetzt mal schauen ob ZDF das Angriffskrieg nennen wird oder Vergeltungsschlag.

Scooby Doo left wing?

Daten sind das neue Öl? Geschenkt. Kontext ist das neue Öl? Auch schon durch. Wir leben im Zeitalter der Buzzwords. Prompt Engineering hier, Data Lake da, Context Engineering dort. Aber wenn's ans Eingemachte geht? Dann stehen im Marketing-Dashboard immer noch: Views, Likes,

Kraven is an odd movie

when the joke writes itself

I’m so shocked by the huge quantity of social media posts and clips of woke left fanatics gleefully celebrating Charlie Kirk’s murder. It’s so brazen, so dehumanised, so disgusting. What the f*ck is wrong with these people? Elon Musk is right - wokeism is an insidious virus.

Fuck around, find out.

According to OpenAI ChatGPT 5. Kirk is still alive.

People disliked Kirk so much that they waited until after his assassination to share their opinions about him.

Germany's favorite national sport: judging others The moment I say we're looking into a private school for our oldest, the interrogation begins: "But why?" Simple: public schools in our city are a mess. Violence, chaos, and no real language support. I want my kid to be safe,

𝙎𝙚𝙧𝙗𝙞𝙖 𝙫𝙨. 𝙀𝙐 𝙂𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙃𝙮𝙥𝙤𝙘𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙮 Serbia is drifting further from the EU, and it's not just about the latest unrest. People are sick of being told to sell off their land so foreign corporations can dump their pollution in the Jadar valley. Here's the dirty

Apparently, we have a new flag.