The theme song of the ages 🎶 MARC REBILLET

retrain for cyber

"Even though the Moon has no human beings, trade talks with the UK have failed"

Someone must be feeling mighty small right about now.

Oh my fucking god it’s real. The Trump team booked the wrong “four seasons” and now it all ends in a landscaping firm parking lot. Unbelievable. It should be illegal to be this happy

Bigots using Twitter to say they are off to Parler. Pathetic. And then not even deleting their Twitter.

Admit it, THIS is the ONLY reason you are on @Twitter

People fuckin can’t handle it when you match their energy LMAO

STATE OF LINKEDIN CLASSICS OF CHRISTMAS Day 2 - I didn’t shoot the deputy

🌦 🚢 🐟 Viking North Utsire South Utsire Forties Cromarty Forth Tyne Dogger Fisher German Bight Humber Thames Dover Wight Portland FitzRoy Sole Lundy Fastnet Irish Sea Shannon Plymouth Biscay Trafalgar Rockall Malin Hebrides Bailey Fair Isle Faeroes Southeast Iceland

LAURA: I lost two loved ones to COVID. BORIS: Ss ss ss um well ah Laura er um I I er burble burble whiff whaff er er er anything to add Chris? CHRIS: The first thing to say is I'm really sorry to hear that your two relatives died from this virus.

‘eat out to help out’ during a pandemic has to be the most reckless thing a government has done in recent history

Photos from the South Wales Police Helicopter this morning show the impact of yesterday's flooding on Sully Moors Road and surrounding areas.

BREXIT THROUGH THE FISH STROP

This EU document could be called “Pour décourager les autres”.

Keir Starmer okay kieth