The entire right wing sales pitch to young lads is: You are a weak piece of shit lazy disgrace for not achieving anything, affording a home and having kids, we will offer you 0 support. But its not your fault its women, migrants and trans Then they become an adult and realise,

THAT IS UNBELIEVABLE 🔥 Benfica goalkeeper Anatoliy Trubin scores a 98th minute goal to keep Jose Mourinho's Benfica in the competition 💥 📺 TNT Sports & discovery+

Knight and Bird left us for THAT?

"Sports journalist"

Sorry but making AI cartoons of yourself makes me think you’re a simpleton, you eat custard for dinner with a big wooden spoon, you put the bumpers on when you go bowling, your dream holiday is Dubai x

Harry Cherrington Brook, that is special.

Someone cooked Matt Goodwin when he lost 🤣 🤣

Apparently in Dubai you can leave your Rolex on the bonnet of your car & no one will nick it. But you might get blown to smithereens by a kamikaze Shahed drone. So there’s that.

Plastic patriot tax exiles who fled to Gulf states to avoid paying their fair share back home should be charged the full whack if repatriated by the UK Government.

Lifetime contract for Tommo

Another mad post lockdown thing seems to be everyone decorating the entire house for every small occasion because why are they selling Easter bath mats

Good from Sanderson

When he's having a tough game, Agyemang is one of the laziest players I've ever seen at Derby. Does my head in

That ref is the biggest busybody I've ever seen. Absolute loser who clearly had no mates at school and enjoys his slice of authority. Shocking barnet as well, shave it off

I can understand why Pompey fans are so annoyed. They came as Champions with us and since then have shown no ambition whatsoever. We've signed the likes of Agyemang, Szmodics, Zetterstrom, Langas, Brereton-Diaz etc and they've got a lad on loan from Luton

Probably the best all-round performance of the season at home - we didn't give them a sniff. 1-0 flatters Birmingham who were dreadful all over the park.

No, you can't, Chris.

Why does every TV show have to have that dull colour scheme these days