“Be where your feet are.” My mind wanders a lot. I repeat that statement to bring myself back into the present moment.

Always gotta let your baking ingredients come up to room temp. I wish it were a myth but “they” be correct.

“I would kill to save my family” mfs when their wife asks them to pick their kid up from soccer practice

When you see how beautiful the traditional clothing of women in Muslim countries is, you realise just how much has been taken from them, replaced with a black veil of death. She is beautiful, she is colourful, she is happy, she is alive. She looks like a bird of paradise in all

The overwhelming majority of sex offenders are men. Claiming that a MALE predator exposing his MALE genitalia to children is a woman, is deeply offensive to women and his victims. You are literally prioritizing the feelings of the sexual predator, over the dignity of those

This is a man. A man who exposed his penis to children. Journalism is supposed to accurately report reality. Media organisations that brazenly push the quasi-religious belief that men are women if they say so cannot be trusted.

Now you’re both resting ❤️‍🩹

You guys watch crime documentaries from the criminal’s POV? 😦

Can't even smack your wife around without the cops getting involved anymore because of woke.

In a normal country, the president having this sort of relationship with the most infamous child sex trafficker of our time would bring the government to its knees

The "brainwashed" and "colonised" rhetoric is easy to fall back on. But Kenya's secular crusaders need to think further into social engineering. Shame is not as effective We have very few public affordable third spaces that don't involve shaking ass or drinking (activities

Americans are determined to create a new type of diabetes

unfortunately none of your tweets will be as funny as when trump inevitably insinuates he's more manly for surviving a gunshot

Bro tried eating his auto feeder

One of their points being that her pregnancy bump is proof of her having had sex and now everyone “knows”

why can't we end essays with "so yeah" instead writing a conclusion????

"ok approved, put it in my bowl"

I bought my girlfriend flowers today, my cat is convinced they're for her 😭

“Pre-“ means before, and “post-“ means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.