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Marshall Banana

@_mbanana

Sec+ | CySa+ | CASP+ | CSAP | Pentest+ | Cloud+ | PowerShell and Python 4 Eva | Awkwardly Social | Masters student @GATechCyber | m-banana on bluesky

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Marshall Banana (@_mbanana) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Y’all better not be snitching on anybody stealing food anyways, ever. Eating/drinking is literally the most basic of things. In fact, if you can afford it, you offer to buy them more food than they are stealing, I STG.

Craig Rowland - Agentless Linux Security (@craighrowland) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Let me tell you a story about how I sold out of the real estate bubble in 2008 at the top. As any good story nowadays, it involves porn. Please grab a hot cup of AI coffee and read my thread...

Pete Buttigieg (@petebuttigieg) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Millions of Americans’ safe commutes, and tens of thousands of good construction jobs, depend on the Gateway project. It’s one of the largest and longest-awaited transportation projects in modern US history. Now Trump is canceling it, apparently to spite Chuck Schumer, harming

Amanda Goodall (@thejobchick) 's Twitter Profile Photo

“If you constantly fire people who make mistakes, you’re just left with people who haven’t learned anything and are waiting for their turn to screw up.” — Verified Amazon Employee

Marshall Banana (@_mbanana) 's Twitter Profile Photo

There is a power that Microsoft holds in how slow the OS can be sometimes. The average user cannot possibly fathom how fast specialized software on an average desktop can chew through password hashes, when they have to wait 5 full seconds for the start menu to display.

sysadafterdark (@sysadafterdark) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Nearly 90% of Windows games run on Linux. This has been my experience over that past couple of months. It’s time for PC gamers to jump in. tomshardware.com/software/linux…

Marshall Banana (@_mbanana) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This is, at minimum, 82,000 jobs in a single day, in “the hottest economy in the world” just before the holidays, as wealth disparity increases and as food assistance programs are being intentionally suspended even though they have earmarked money. wtf are we doing.

Marshall Banana (@_mbanana) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Just for the record, the fact that AI is capable of generating realistic images of snow, while simultaneously contributing to climate change that will cause many to never see snow is, cosmically, hilarious.

Marshall Banana (@_mbanana) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I know $ is tight & stuffs scary. If you have any extra money, consider donating to your local food bank. Money is most appreciated but anything helps. feedingamerica.org/hunger-in-amer… If you have the time, volunteering is good too! Never volunteered before? Now’s a great time!

SwiftOnSecurity (@swiftonsecurity) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I could post so much more, and it's 100% not her job or responsibility or person to be managed, but TracketPacer even in her extremely judicious and conservative communications, is such a fantastic ambassador for Blue Origin into the IT and Cyber fields. Just someone doin it.

Marshall Banana (@_mbanana) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The claim “Bigfoot isn’t real” is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that he exists in some remote region of world. That’s how this reads…it’s bonkers.

Cthulhu ( ;,;) (@cthulhu_answers) 's Twitter Profile Photo

'I watched as Bobby cut nearly a half billion dollars for research': JFK's granddaughter rips into MAHA uncle while revealing terminal cancer diagnosis fortune.com/2025/11/23/tat…