Everyday we get a little bit closer!

Last Christmas is a significantly better song

Congratulations to Tristan Beltran on winning $888 dollars! Tristan made a two-point conversion at the final UTSA Football 🏈 home game! This $888 Football Sweepstakes is presented by Wayne Wright, the Official Injury Attorney of UTSA Athletics! #BirdsUp 🤙 #LetsGo210

Quarter Pounder!!!

How bad of a GM do you have to be to make people believe a reporter got hacked. I’m laughing man.

you’re not supposed to do it for the benefits

the camera flashes add so much. need that back 🥲

Post office employees when you ask them to do anything

Stage is set. All that’s left to do is execute.

Global pandemic right before college and 2nd Great Depression immediately after

“Awh we’re so sorry to hear about your 401(k) it gets 5 Big Booms”

Gone but not forgotten

I’ve never seen a program get so much hype simply for underperforming expectations every year.

SHE SAID YES!!! (I asked her if I was bothering her)