Petition to move Christmas to the start of December so the SAD hasn’t had the chance to really stick its teeth in yet

No, it’s what happens when you don’t invest in health & social care for 12 years

Hate when I know I dreamt about the most genius idea for a novel and can’t quite remember it when I wake up, until it finally comes to me and it’s like ‘what if a GUY was KILLED and no one knows who did it!!’

Happy Valley had no business being that perfect?? Ruined TV for the rest of time now thanks kids are crying

Well I’m sorry but my obligatory post-Happy Valley internet deep dive has revealed that James Norton is engaged to an actor called Imogen Gay Poots which I believe has to be my new favourite name in the world

Says the news platform that sent push notifications to people’s phones alerting them to her ‘alcohol issues’????

A government that is battling its own health, education and public transport sectors is pointing at the most vulnerable and calling them the problem. It’s giving ✨fascism✨

Everyone at 3pm today #emergencyalert #emergencyalertuk

Finland totally robbed, Norway and Australia were frankly disrespected and the jury vote is a farce. Can’t wait for next year 💃🏽🪩

The 1% are a threat to life on earth. Pass it on.

The temptation to cite ‘being born in the 90s and is a human living in society’ as evidence for being IT literate in a job application

I now understand unconditional love because my cat blew a snot bubble and I would still die for him

Facebook is constantly trying to get me to sign up to their dating service because I don’t have a relationship status, but now it’s taken it upon itself to set me up with a dating tab??? Good job Sophie Martin isn’t the jealous kind 😂

No one has ever been an ally like Kylie is an ally. Just straight in with another of the gayest songs ever in time for Pride month. Icon 🪩

Just heard a news report about the tragic Wimbledon school incident yesterday which basically said ‘How could it happen?? Here?? Where people are rich?!! For the love of god there are trees and nice buildings here!!’ … 🥴

If I owned an ice cream van I would simply add more than the bare minimum blue/red sauce on a whippy, what is with that???

The American XL Bully ban is all well and good but how about stricter regulations against animal misuse and abuse? Humans are invariably the issue here. It’ll just be another breed 10 years down the line.

The Kate Middleton and Willy Wonka Experience drama coming to a head on the same day is Twitter’s Barbenheimer

It is a HIDDEN VEG product, why are there PICTURES of the VEG on the PACKET, this is a hill I will die on. Picky children are programmed to be suspicious of everything including the cute lil beetroot cartoon on the front of the thing we told them only had apple and strawberry in

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.