🔥The 9th Round of Easy Loan, Earn $40 Reward is in progress❗️ ⏰ Promotion Period: January 15th - Feburary 15th, 2025 👉 Register now and check more details at gate.io/campaigns/358

We're all gonna die lmao

Just learned Hinge has AI reviews of prompts

Just sneezed my normal 3 in a row in a silent office and no one said bless you and also no one got my "no bless yous for Giacomo" comment existence is pain

Uh ok big day for your mom I guess

STOP USING THE AT LEAST YOU TRIED CAKE GIF WHEN PEOPLE FAIL!! THEY MADE THAT CAKE EXPECTING HOMER TO NEED COMFORT AFTER FAILING AND BART THREW IT AWAY BECAUSE HOMER HAD SUCCEEDED!! YOU IDIOTS!!

Apparently targeting civilians is bad now idk

Maybe it's because I think books are silly but I'm fairly sure author isn't a vile racial slur

*in multisystem organ failure* take me to Barry's house for the heart stuff and Jeff's for my liver

How does this keep happening

Can't wait for a loud boycott by the people who already refuse to come here because Fox told them it's a war zone

Blue Collar Comedy Tour? Ohhhhhh you mean

horse entering house possible intruder or kind visitor maybe

Everyone hates Shai but I gotta say it was so refreshing hearing someone say their team worked hard and earned it, rather than some nonsense about God

This fucking bullshit isolation from the real world by the saddest collection of authoritarian bitch baby parents imaginable is what got my Jewish mom waking up in college to her roommate checking her head for horns. This SCOTUS is beyond pathetic.

Conservative Twitter has decided Amy Coney Barrett is Good Again ™️ now that she called a black woman dumb. Seems like only yesterday they were calling her a woke Trojan horse.

Haven't seen a thread like this since we learned about jon drake's landlord Stan

Time for someone to invest in my new faith-based phone company, PrayT&T

Barbecue sauce, for lack of a better word, is good. Barbecue sauce is right. Barbecue sauce works.

It’s comforting that my end of life care in America will likely come down to a grim decision along with a good faith attempt to not leave a mess for the landlord

This is the stupidest looking rocket I've ever seen