beer person me and who

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Me aged 12 getting ready to log on to MSN messenger for the evening

'go piss girl'

'pissing all by yourself, handsome?'

these are the two genders. anything else is a mental illness

Editor: “please check the proofs carefully as this is the last opportunity to correct errors before publication”

Academics: “yeah, looks sweet 🤘”

men’s “hear me out”: a conventionally attractive woman with slightly shorter-than-average hair

women’s “hear me out”:

being on your phone at home in your free time: this sucks and i’m wasting my life away

being on your phone at work:

He is Risen. and by He. haha well. lets justr say. my peanits

telling my kids they were Adam and Eve

my girl sprays this into my enclosure when i tweet good

“enjoy your twenties, these are the best years of your life”

the twenties:

Nature is so funny to me like what do you mean there's a fish that gets so horny its body changes irreversibly

Got my first pap smear and they used this?

She died doing what she loved. Walking into the road while saying 'Pedestrians have right of way'

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as a woman I REFUSE to make myself small for YOUR comfort unless YOU are my CAT and you are sleeping on my bed like a little baby prince boy I will contort and accommodate and give you five thousand head kisses ready set muah muah muah muah muah muah muah muah muah muah muah mua