The Shallow State If he is so manly, why is he complaining about how cold it is.

This is my dog Georgie. When he was 14 months old he ate my fave pair of shoes. You know what happened? I did not kill him BECAUSE I’M NOT A FUCKING PSYCHOPATH!!

#KristiNoemIsAMonster

I’m just over here wondering if Kristi Noem will be getting the Michael Vick treatment for executing puppies?

…or if that outrage only applies to Black folks. 😒

Post a picture with your dog that doesn’t involve shooting them and throwing them in a gravel pit.

Kristi Noem Riley Gaines Do you keep this on your fridge so you don’t get confused? 👇🏻

We're taking McCaffrey, yes?
#BillsMafia

Here we go! #BillsMafia

Golly!

Millions Cancel Subscriptions to National Enquirer After Learning Its Stories May Not be True open.substack.com/pub/borowitzre…

Mary L. Trump Trump doesn’t care how much McDonalds costs. He never pays.

Absolutely no complaining on the floor of Ukrainian Parliament as Uncle Sam is fully represented.

A fine afternoon to have lunch out on the back deck.

If your mind is telling you suicide, let it know that you’re going to seek a second opinion from your loved ones/doctors.

#Leo :

Everything will fall into place, just be patient.

An oldie, yet somehow timely.

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Quiet Please 🤫

#WSHvsNYR

#NHL #Canucks #Leafs #Jets #Stars
#NYR   #Capitals #Oilers #Avs #Canada

#NHL Playoffs2024

Yale University - a female Jewish student was stabbed in the eye by the pictured man at last night’s pro terror rally on campus.

Recognize him? DM us and help secure his arrest!

Enough is enough.

Getting lucky when you're married is being the first spouse to fall asleep before the other spouse starts snoring...

And so it begins.

Sometimes your favorite somewhere is just anywhere with your favorite someone.

I feel bad for that guy's wife and family, who have to listen to that 100% untruth every day.