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obsessed with the idea of a historian like that’s just a guy who unearths old gossip

Woman With Big Water Bottle Achieves Constant State of Pissing: ow.ly/NlRQ50TnmrB

been very into snoopy lately. love what he's about and really respect all he stands for

Do people still say they're looking for a Jim to their Pam? Or is there a new way to say you're aggressively straight

me before a menty b

Diddy: ‘I Will Beat These Charges Senseless’ bit.ly/4etFGRq

‘I Love This Song,’ Says Person About to Get 100% of Words Wrong: ow.ly/jtsq50Tqr98

wrote this one about other people. definitely not me

Man Fails Written Portion of First Date: ow.ly/Ek8W50Tqrea

I love seeing a cop on their phone. It’s when they put their phone down that bad things happen

wrote this one too. again about other people. this has never happened to me

having someone over to your apartment is so intimate. it’s like welcome! so this is all my stuff

Me (to Tom Petty): So she’s crazy about Elvis and Jesus and America too? That sucks

two bros having a conversation in the 1700s like “omg we should totally start a pamphlet”

all i’ve ever wanted is the bed / nighttime routine of a couple in a movie. lathering a fuckton of lotion on my legs while my husband does whatever the fuck on his laptop

Happy 2nd birthday to my twin cats Wednesday and Pennybird. I’ve known them ever since they were feral kittens living outside my window. Now they live inside the window ❤️

the best best best babies in the world

Me, bragging: My girlfriend went viral three times yesterday

Drew this for no reason. Snoopy era still going strong