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If you ask me for help after I’ve poured the milk into my cereal, just know you’re going to have to wait until I finish the bowl.

What makes us human? Selecting all images with traffic lights

My daughter just told me I’m like Elsa, and at first I was flattered until she told me it’s because I don’t like people and would probably love living alone on a mountain

you're an adult. You can literally drink a cup of hot fudge and no one can stop you

What if a year from now you feel exactly the same?

I gave my 9yo a smartwatch so he could text me in an emergency. Today's text: a soccer ball hit me right in the nuts.

… and she said I hope you don’t mind that I borrowed your soul for a dance, in this moment of magic, let’s see if fate gives us a chance ✨

Each time I type “love you,” my phone changes you to Roy. So, I just want to say…Roy if you’re out there, make yourself known, because my phone has a mad crush on ya.

So we’re just rip roaring through Sept. What’s next? Christmas in a few days?

👀👀 And….GO!

I’m hot.. like a fucking dumpster fire..

Psychology says, people tend to value memories more than actual people. Sometimes you miss the memories, not the actual person.

I need to sleep.. My brain: Do we.. Do we really?

Waking up today like:

Ugh… I’m awake..

Need for her is the only need worth it... An impossible need...

If my boobs are bigger than my brain, why can’t I ever stop thinking?

Go ahead and make yourself a priority. Those who care enough to understand, will.

Survived.. so far.. waiting for 14 outside theatre class.. someone else make dinner.. k? Thanks.