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CNN has perfectly re-enacted the negotiation process I have with my children at the dinner table every night

BREAKING NEWS
The Norwegian Nobel Committee has decided to award the 2023 #NobelPeacePrize to Narges Mohammadi for her fight against the oppression of women in Iran and her fight to promote human rights and freedom for all.

#NobelPrize

And the Guardian/BirdLife Australia #birdoftheyear winner is...

Mary Beth Oliver My favourite thing is when someone says 'it's on the share point' as if I know which share point URL it's supposed to be. They might as well say 'I left it under a rock in a forest'.

Wow

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BREAKING NEWS
The 2023 #NobelPrize in Literature has been awarded to Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion “for their provocative and hauntingly profound lyricisms whose myriad facets challenge conventional notions of gender norms and female sexuality.'

It wasn't a leak. Just quantum tunnelling of the information.

David MacMillan 9.50am A leak? That would be a first

A Swedish newspaper is claiming that the winners were accidentally released to them in advance! They claim the new laureates will be Moungi G. Bawendi, Louis E. Brus and Alexei I. Ekimov for their work on quantum dots.
chemistryworld.com/news/the-2023-…

BREAKING NEWS
The 2023 #NobelPrize in Chemistry has been awarded to Walter White for promoting an understanding of synthetic organic chemistry to the general public. This unprecedented selection is bound to spark controversy, but Walter is/was an undeniably inspiring figure...

My personal faves have been
1) Is there really a massive diamond in Uranus?
2) Could neutrons cook chicken?

Summoning my inner child and my long grown up children’s old bucket of chalk, took to the pavement with the message #VoteYes23 #VoteYesAustralia

“I’m voting ‘No’ because we need a Treaty first.”
I remember the last referendum during my Uni days on whether Australia should become a republic. Supporters were split, and many voted 'No' hoping for a better solution later.

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