Does Liz Truss ever say "how" she will do things, rather than just what she will do? #ToriesNotFitToGovern

A whale shark gliding through bioluminescent algae appears to be swimming in space. Credit: Mike Nulty

Watching an EFL game and the absence of VAR is just wonderful 😊 👍

Bet even Liz Truss' besties have a secret WTF? WhatsApp group to discuss their mate today. Seriously, how the fuck has she managed this? 🤦🏻‍♂️

Is seems the PGMO have acted and refs are getting axed/removed from line of fire for a bit. Hopefully this will see less interference from VAR. I feel that's the main issue here. The VAR ref wanting to get involved too much. Speak up on BIG mistakes only!

1 minute late logging onto the Arsenal ticket line and 45 mins wait 😩. 5 mins later and now it says 52 mins 😭... Not gonna get tickets am I? 🙁

How's your reunion with Tuchel working out now Auba? 🤭🤣😂

Serious question #Spurs fans, don't bite my head off. Even if you win tonight, are you happy with how you're playing? Is Conte ball what you want to see and if not, will you accept it (for now at least)? #TOTMAR

FFS people, it's not I cant be asked. It's I can't be arsed! *ARSED!" 🤦🏻‍♂️ Goodnight

I see Graham Potter is readying himself to be Tottenham's next manager 😉

It is officially too cold for a t-shirt 🥶😩😭

I have chosen #GromitMug what will your choice be?

First solo trip to Leeds planned in years ... and they decide to start railway works the same sodding weekend 😠. Bus replacement from Peterborough to Doncaster. Fuck that! I could drive, but kind of ruins the getting off my tits vibe 😩😭

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This is superb 🤣

I can't believe how many faith schools there still are in 2022 🤨

Anyone else in the UK who started working at 7:30am still working now at 1am? .............. So that'll be just me then 😩😭

I'm no royalist or staunch republican (before anyone jumps on me) .. but I do have a question. When did it become obscene and classless to hold hands with your spouse?

Who wants to come see Moonage Daydream with me? 👨‍🎤