"Jules, this is Brian. Listen, I'm on an airplane that's been hijacked. If things don't go well, and it's not looking good, I just want you to know I absolutely love you. I want you to do good, go have good times. Same to my parents and everybody, and I just totally love you, and

Americans watching Brazil put their corrupt former president in prison

this just restored 5 years to my life

retweet if you actually just fucking hate AI

AI IS A DETERRENT FOR ME AS A CONSUMER. I WILL ACTIVELY AVOID PRODUCTS WITH AI, I WILL RECOMMEND ALTERNATIVE AI-FREE OPTIONS, AND MY OPINION ON A COMPANY IS ALWAYS SOURED BY USE OF AI

“Had a blast” feels like an understatement omg

It’s very funny that Trump sent troops into Portland because someone showed him footage from the 2020 protests and told him it was current day and now troops are faced with this

I ain’t dead yet!

"i find it very reductive to appear younger than my age and in any case it’s a losing battle. i asked them not to retouch the photos and leave me with my wrinkles." - isabella rossellini on the cover of vogue italia, 2023.

The aura in question

Hot take but this is a wildly effective form of protest because there’s no way you can claim the unicorn suit person who is twerking is a violent revolutionary who needs to be pepper sprayed and not look insane

i’ve been laughing for 30 minutes now

Protect the Portland frog at all costs 💪

This needs to be played on a loop wherever she shows up for the rest of her life.

THIS IS THE COOLEST WAR ZONE EVER‼️ Portland’s strategy …maybe if we act weird enough they’ll leave‼️

Imagine writing an essay so bad that hundreds of your classmates show up to a protest to say you deserved a failing grade.

it’s so funny because she could have just quietly taken the L but now the entire country knows she has the reading comprehension of a third grader

Leah Libresco Sargeant MAGA always says, ‘Just do it the right way.’ But when people follow the legal process to come here and naturalize, they still get attacked. So maybe the issue isn’t the ‘right way’, it’s that they don’t want them here at all.

iPhone: heyyy we updated your iOS! me: oh ok. is the new one better? iPhone: no!! ❤️ everything is weird now

people say “women aren’t paid less, they just pick empathy careers.” ok… but who decided nursing and teaching are worth less? like we’ll pay a sales guy 150k to move numbers around, but pay a nurse pennies to literally keep people alive, or give a teacher crumbs and wonder why