Emma: oh come on, when have i ever done anything rash or irresponsible? Ray: i keep a list. it’s alphabetized.

Lucas: are you sure you're getting enough sleep Yuugo: sometimes i close my eyes when i sneeze

Yuugo: you do seven things a day that I ask you not to do Emma: actually, I do more. you catch seven

Norman: Hey, emma, what's the best way to not get caught for a crime? Emma: DON'T COMMIT THE CRIME

lucas: are you high? yuugo: am i what? lucas: high yuugo: hello

anna: you know, norman gives emma flowers everyday. i wish you'd do that too ray: uh okay [the next day] ray: [gives emma flowers] emma: what- ray: yeah i don't get it either

norman: you shouldn’t be using a straw emma: yeah yeah, i know, because it’s bad for the environment norman: ...it's just a weird way to eat spaghetti

norman: you’re so dramatic ray: [holding a crystal wine glass, throwing rose petals, dressed all in purple velvet, draped across a piano]: i don’t know what you’re talking about

Emma: so a fly can walk on the walls and ceiling, but the minute i do it, i'm "possessed" and "need an exorcism"

emma: FOUR MONTHS norman: what is she talking about? ray: it's nothing so important- emma: FOUR MONTHS HAVE PASSED! FOUR MONTHS YOU WERE WATCHING ME WATERING A PLASTIC PLANT AND DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!

ray: what are you doing? emma, spreading toothpaste on toast: multitasking

Incorrect TPN Hi I made a quick sketch with this i hope you'll like it even tho is ugly hehehe I'm still in the middle of art block so hehehehe

sonju: what is emma to you? ray: the reason i wake up every morning emma, earlier that morning, barging into ray's room while blasting music: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP

emma: norman, can you turn the lights on? norman: i don't have to, you're the only light that i need in my life emma: i- ray: FUCKING TURN IT ON WE CAN'T SEE

don: did you know don: that atoms never touch each other? don: and since we’re made of atoms, we’ve never touched anything in our entire lives don: so to answer your question, no i didn't punch norman-

emma: if you can't beat them, join them. if you can't join them, burn their house to the ground

emma: what do you call a fish with no eye? norman: myxine circifrons emma: wait that’s an actual thing? norman: yes, why? emma: emma: ...fsh

emma: water is the solution to everything! thirsty? drink water. having a headache? drink water. skin problems? drink water ray: get rid of your enemies? drown them

emma: a mosquito tried to bite me so i slapped it and killed it emma: but it got me thinking... it was just trying to get food emma: like how would i feel if i was looking in the fridge and the door slammed shut and snapped my neck, how would i feel? norman: norman: emma...