This what the first 2 licks of 🐱 taste like

Once she starts sleeping with someone new, everything you did for her disappears. love is temporary, remember that son.

The nice guy gets used for free attention. Don't be the nice guy.

Your girl is single if the right guy asks. Never forget that.

Don't see that shorty everyday. Give her time to miss you.

When she cheat back after you cheated 3,048 times

If she hasn't dyed her hair yet she ain't hurt enough...

You need to have a wife & h•es for you to have a good balance in life.

Gagging during a BJ is one of the most romantic sounds. She choosing my D over oxygen.

If she don't let you use her credit card, you ain't hitting it right

You gotta be a sick man to call a girl mommy

"I have a boyfriend" Okay? | have a girlfriend... what that gotta do with us tho?

One thing about a toxic mf, we know how to get our bih back

Some days I want love, but everyday I want money.

yes I blocked you but did you try email? the home phone? telepathy?

Happy Father’s Day… and to all the shawties with no dad, just daddy issues. Calling every man “daddy” won’t fill that void, but it’s cute watching you try.

Don't kill your own vibe by thinking too much.

Dont show her love that her dad didn’t. You might regret later

One thing i ain’t never did was never ever let a bihh play me.

No man will ever steal your girl, he will steal your problems. Think about it.