When do I get my own radio show?

Sounds like a mouse problem. Clearly, Town of Wasaga Beach needs a #TownHallCat too! x.com/Scoop_68/statu…

There's a Ford Canada promotion in my Twitter feed. Don't they know I don't have opposable thumbs?

Duh - clearly catnip and my squeaky mouse toy! x.com/StaynerWBSun/s…

At least when I do a good job, I get my belly rubbed. x.com/ConnectionJohn…

Hey, @977thebeach 95.1 The Peak FM, what would it take to play Cat Scratch Fever?

This makes me want to scratch someone's eyes out! x.com/SimcoeNews/sta…

Today is a day when it's preferable to be curled up in town hall then under an engine hood! x.com/977thebeach/st…

Gardens make for the best litter boxes! x.com/ConnectionJohn…

We also now accept catnip and #Temptations! x.com/TownCollingwoo…

Cat condos? x.com/Scoop_68/statu…

If I hear Burl Ives singing 'Holly Jolly Christmas' one more time, I may have to relieve myself in the CAO's shoes. Thank goodness he has an open-door policy!

That sounds like a recipe for chipped teeth! How is the town dental plan? Is it as good as my veterinarian plan? x.com/ConnectionJohn…

If not a marijuana store, how about a cat nip store? x.com/ConnectionJohn…

Someone's in for a not-so-nice surprise in their shoe. x.com/ConnectionJohn…

What he didn't say it was for my scratching pad. x.com/ConnectionJohn…

Hey, @977thebeach Ben McCully #AsherBenjamin can you find some Christmas carols about cats?

Now this is #FakeNews! Feline lovers beware: Study suggests dogs are smarter than cats cbc.ca/1.4451419

The Collingwood Rangers. Don't you think I would make a purr-fect mascot? x.com/ConnectionJohn…

What will they say when I appear on the list next year? x.com/ConnectionJohn…