all torties are Literally the same cat

lol lmao even

insurance defense attorney

good lord… #MyXAnniversary

FRANKENSTEIN! AND HIS AGONY OF LIFE!

i fear that the more i think about del toro frankenstein the more i would die to defend it

new perry lancasters! etsy.com/shop/PerryLanc…

father and son TO ME

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im reading a ya romanov retelling and unfortunately i think im too woke to enjoy stories where im supposed to read sympathy for imperial power and the desire to return to “traditional” russia as a positive character trait

351 😭😭 fuck the entire month of august huh?

oh lol i also went here a year ago and i did Not get my letter 🥲

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dear XLOV if you just saw me make an absolute fool of myself on a fancall no you didnt 🫣 i saw wumuti and rui and they looked so good i panicked immediately i apologize

i said oh im sure

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back at it again at krispy kreme

[gestures to you] its free divorce