Rewatching Season 1 has hyped my Damon muse.

After a month of avoiding ᴘᴀʀᴋᴇʀ I finally think that antisocial freak has learnt to take a hint.

Forever searching for a: 1. Katherine. 2. Sybil. 3. Caroline.

I want to write a solo for this account.

I'm not some drunk sorority chick, you can't roofie me.

If only it were that easy. Attempting and failing at conjuring an idea of actual worth. x.com/balkyvarlet/st…

A Vicky Donovan would do good too. Going with the whole S1 theme.

@UndeadheartCare What was that? 'You can use me as your own blood bag'? [Ignores all the words that Caroline spoke prior and after that specific sentence.]

But you could be roofied? [Looks her up and down patronizingly.] I believe you. You look the type. x.com/audacious_valo…

I'm more likely to get hit in the face by a hardback book than inspiration for a solo. [Sighs exaggeratedly.] x.com/balkyvarlet/st…

@UndeadheartCare You actually did say that, those exact words actually. [Damon grins slyly once registering Caroline's warily expression.]

@SpunkyNefas Hm.. perky blonde who can never sit still? All you're missing is a slutty maid outfit and a duster.

Where are all the bourbon bottles and pretty brunettes?

I'll even settle for a few blondes.

The day has come. I'm invisible. I've become Stefan.

@UndeadheartCare And what makes you think you have a say in the matter, sweetie? [Damon's head cocks sharply to the side, while a single brow raises in -

@UndeadheartCare question, as he challenges Caroline's ability to defend herself from him.]

@SpunkyNefas Isn't that wonderful?! I'll be expecting you at 9:00am sharp. You best find some louboutin stiletto six inch heels.

@SpunkyNefas You're Caroline Forbes, your only aim is to please people... so you're going to please me... obviously.

@SpunkyNefas Oh I get it, I never specified if I was going to pay you. I mean if that's what you want.