The GULL of this woman to call her husband out for eating 6 pork chops! He’s a provider. What is he supposed to do, starve?!?

Once me and my grandma went to a takeout Jamaican restaurant and good golly was that worker annoying!

I wanna FUCK Nikola Tesla

Omg I clogged the toilet and he’s in the other room I’m freaking out

NO WAY THE REDHEAD BITCH IS ON EDTWT LMAOOO

My husband Dave Mustaine looks like a grandma. I’m so sad rn. Still love him forever 🖤

Linux is the Tesla of operating systems

I hate men btw

Computer track down Russian mafia boss to fuck me through the screen

Yes, the holocaust was terrible but there are teens that graduated in 2020 that didn’t have a graduation

The guitar has been gentrified from beautiful Mexican culture to performative white boys playing it to get woman

Me in the Strait of Hormuz fighting on China’s side because I accepted Temu’s terms and conditions without reading them

I’m hi. Yes it’s pronounced Paul mart clop top

So apparently some flat ass, pasty ass gravity defining nose ass, motherfucker said I don’t post enough so ig I have to post more

Mourning Skype like a millenal mourns MySpace 💔

I’d rather be outed as gay in 1950s rural Alabama then be outed for eating Arbys

I want a cologne called gay sex and it smells like gay sex