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runty

@totalrunt

the adulter, funnier, eruditer and much more humble side of your favourite twitter normie. Please don't ask me about my bear. runt on Recon. He/him.

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calendar_today27-12-2020 21:53:25

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Sneakerheads: I hate to let you down but I’m just not that into TNs. Pls recommend me a nice shoe instead. old pics for attention

Sneakerheads: I hate to let you down but I’m just not that into TNs. Pls recommend me a nice shoe instead. 

old pics for attention
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You have to use a certain lock otherwise it’s not covered by your travel insurance. At least that’s what I was told. #Folsom

You have to use a certain lock otherwise it’s not covered by your travel insurance. At least that’s what I was told. #Folsom
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I recently made the mistake of finding out about a local motorbike store, and then today erred even further by deciding to go in and look around it, and long story short i now need to find nine hundred pounds asap

I recently made the mistake of finding out about a local motorbike store, and then today erred even further by deciding to go in and look around it, and long story short i now need to find nine hundred pounds asap
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This one is ancient but still makes me laugh whenever I think about it. ages later I retold this story at a party, and it turns out the guy sitting opposite me was… the same guy from this chat. We laughed about it and he was actually lovely (but didn’t work on a submarine)

This one is ancient but still makes me laugh whenever I think about it. 

ages later I retold this story at a party, and it turns out the guy sitting opposite me was… the same guy from this chat. We laughed about it and he was actually lovely (but didn’t work on a submarine)