To be Fair its a week after Halloween. About time to throw the rotten pumpkin out.

Breaking News: Bad winner confirmed as an equally bad looser. #YOUREFIRED

I'm fairly sure Ryan tubridy just said 'f*ck sake' on the #LateLateToyShow while pishing fanta all over the set. Live tv still has it folks.

Last live music I saw was 1 year ago today. Supergrass with the best gig buddy and music twitter icon Brian McCaul. Can't find the ticket but can find my picture of coat receipt. Checking in coats... remember that... #weirdyear

Every race has a finish line. He raced well and spread joy all the way. Life well lived. I'm glad I got to grow up with his passionate voice describing something I love. Thanks Murray. #RIPMurrayWalker

I finally understand what Twitter is for. When you have an epically shit day ahead are exhausted, it is the middle if the night, with a broken heart and mind and you have never felt so alone... you tweet into the void. It's also used to start fights about politics I believe.

May I please get 2 followers to copy and re-post this tweet? I'm trying to demonstrate that someone is always listening. #SuicidePrevention - US 1-800-273-8255 #Samaritans - UK and Ireland 116 123 Just two. Any two. Copy, not retweet.

#RIPNormMacdonald

I feel like someone could cut this with “Mmmm whatcha saaaaay…” and make it a masterpiece

If you have not watched Saturday night live in a while I suggest you check out last night's show.

Nicely done

You'll be looking out for it in every painting you see from now on.

Hour 18 in A&E. Have learned a few things. 1. I can't sleep sitting up. 2. Pulling off ecg stickies is as close to waxing as I ever want to come. 3. I will shave my entire torso before coming to hospital again. 4. Hospital staff are amazing and put up with too much shit.

All I want for Christmas is sleep. And for Christmas to fuck off. I'm done.

General question: What's the point?

I can't say which I'm enjoying more. The massive pain in my head, still being awake at almost 5am, or the knowledge that the headache will continue and there won't be any sleep for hours. You can tell I'm exhausted/lonely when I moan tweet into the void. #makeitend