Asking me what my weekend plans are…

No one believes me when I say pussy loves me…. I bet you feel foolish now.

Another Sunday fridge rating…

Taking my kid to the FNAF movie, stopped in for snacks and this thing calling to me like the fucking green goblins mask….

I don’t need a Spotify wrapped, the thing that was played the most was Me…

Thanking the tax payers for still keeping me warm

Casting spells❌ Casting Shells ✅

Tweeting is soooooo much easier when you absolutely don’t give a shit

This and her bouncing on it might fix me

Wish I thought of this..

Others: Dude you are hilarious, love your humor Me: thanks, I was traumatized by my Dad not being there, and by my Mom being there

Might just give bull riding a try….only because I’m already good at holding onto things I should let go of

Tell me these retro headphones aren’t stylish AF