Grabbing a nap this afternoon so you can hang out late in the hotel lobby. #tCOGm #COGGA18

Thanking the General Overseer for his “vision” and “leadership”. #tCOGm #COGGA18

Checking other minister’s file numbers to see who you beat to become ordained. #tCOGm #COGGA2018

Not knowing exactly what you think about a particular motion, but still getting up to make a speech anyway. #tCOGm #COGGA18

Scouting out today’s lunch. #tCOGm #COGGA18

Choosing to celebrate #COGGA18 World Missions night by touring EPCOT World Showcase. #tCOGm

Always using the phrase “BUT GOD” as the rhetorical climax of your personal testimony. #tCOGm

Letting everyone see you give in the YWEA offering like... #tCOGm

#Kanye

As long as you got Jesus on the mainline, I’m in.

I’m going to tell my kids this was Tim Hill. #tCOGm

I’m telling my kids this was Jesus. #tCOGm

Wondering every year if Marty Baker can hook you up with tickets to The Masters. #tCOGm

Wanting to live tweet #COGGA22, but having to reset the password on your Twitter account because you haven’t logged in in four years. #tCOGm

Live look at the convention center lobby in San Antonio, TX. #COGGA22 #tCOGm

Posting a picture of your General Assembly lanyard/credentials on social media. Making sure your file number is prominent and readable. #tCOGm #COGGA24

This background is giving off strong “He’s Still in the Fire” vibes. #COGGA24

Looking up “how old is Bill Gaither” and realizing he looks better than either candidate for President while being several years older. #tCOGm #COGGA24

Spending the first half of your speaking time proving that you are really Church of God, listing all of your lifetime bonafides. #tCOGm #COGGA24

Wanting to be a State Youth Director because of the 6 month vacation between youth camp and Winterfest. #calling #tCOGm