FUCK THE DODGERS yep, that’s it, that’s the tweet

That TV so small, it makes my penis look massive

2BYG screwed themselves with their song choice #StarSearch

I can’t believe Marner comes back to Toronto to take on the Toronto Maple Leafs at the Scotiabank Arena on my birthday. How awesome would it be to get tickets to that? Too bad Brendan Shanahan isn’t still the President, we could’ve celebrated our birthday together

Serious question: What does Chrissy Teigen know about talent?

Bear Bailey is a star, the search is over; we found our star #StarSearch

I’ll likely meet all the bottles on the shelf before I meet you again

if this photo reaches your timeline, everything will be okay ❤️

Did they get rid of the balloons? In any event, I don’t usually make a big deal of my birthday, but the doctors didn’t think I’d live to see my first birthday, and I’m celebrating my 39th today, LETS. FUCKING. GOOOOOO

a lil get together

Thoughts and prayers to the camera man, how will he ever recover?

This proves the theory that the NHL is disciplining players in direct proportion with how much attention is being paid to the incident. No one saw this compared to Nylander, so only Nylander gets the fine. The fine is dumb, but if you’re going to fine them, fine them all.

Nylander turning heel on WWE Raw idea: He comes out to the ring, mic in hand: I want to say sorry for giving the middle finger, sorry you’re all so pathetic you got offended by it, and that finger wasn’t for the camera, it was for all of you. *gives the finger to the crowd*

Your loyalty to a narcissist will be your biggest downfall.

Bear Bailey should’ve done In Case You Didn’t Know, he screwed himself not singing an emotional song #StarSearch

Anyone else noticing that the math is always off when they’re averaging the 2 scores? #StarSearch

I’m giving Duo Versteppan a 1, I didn’t like the girl’s attitude, it was very off putting #StarSearch