What. Why the fuck am I getting pregnant, I literally top.

Anyways. Good morning.

I’m going back to bed. Goodnight everyone.

I literally top.

I can’t even get pregnant? I’m a male?

Jesse On drugs again: confirmed.

You’re literally the witch. Goodnight.

This was literally me all morning when Jesse said he got me pregnant but then took my dick up his ass.

So now I sulk? Excuse me.

Work out done. Time to have some wine and relax on the couch.

On his way to a business meeting.

So, a hair cut happened.

Still long enough to play with. Don’t be disappointed.

Give me a lap dance then kill me and my life will be complete.

Now that I am free and can actually write. ♡ to plot in the DMs ↻ to spread the word

Half smiles for hump day.

Strawberry koo and coconut koo.

Over sized hoodies are a must.

Coconut head is out and about today.

Sighs on the tl. Imma probably make a new account.