Tortoises find peace while listening to Adele.

A group of tortoises are called a bale.

According to the Elias Sports Bureau, no tortoise has ever won an Olympic medal.

Yes, I beat the hare.

The tortoises favorite dish is grass.

Tortoises dream about walking upright and having thumbs

In fact, tortoises can drop that thun thun thun.

Lebron thinks he's wet? Nahh once he can ball like the yung tortoise, then I'll be impressed

The tortoise mating call is,"Huahhhhhh." Then shortly after they hit the nae nae.

Tortoises prefer listening to Drake because they can relate to his emotional songs.

Tortoises are the type of animal that rather twerk for the workout instead of pleasing others sexually.

Tortoises never throw the first punch.

Tortoises regularly attend anti-bullying seminars so they can influence society for the better.

Holy ass #JLOBOOTY