I am losing my fucking mind

guy playing overwatch: yo its been 5 minutes where did he go twomad:

It’s ok Neil. Just beat them out of your overworked employees like you normally do.

I hit a squirrel with my car once and it went like splart all over the road lol. SPLART 🤣

“A trans person pooped here and somebody died but for unrelated reasons I swear”

You’re smoking crack if you think a gorilla could take down a fucking grizzly bear

HE GAVE US DOGSHIT COD STREAMS YOU SAY HE TOUCHED THOSE KIDS?

He’s gotta save time to sext more kids

So heartwarming to see that over a year later people are still inventing new ways to do war crimes in this game

“Idiots caught in camera”

Women only want one thing in life and it makes me sick

You’d have to have a dent in your skull or be a CIA agent to come up with an idea like “a second Biden-policy term would be worse for Palestinians and gay people and black people than a second Trump term”

I think every single person on “edtwt” should just starve to death already

Greatest Fatality ever made

It’s so crazy to see someone this blatantly soulless. No internal life. Eyes completely empty. Literal bugman.

So did Hamas knock one of your eyes out of place or what

Never kill yourself

Pulling the massive soy millennial demographic is a masterful play from the Harris team